Monster Loads Review

Some babes are happy for whatever they can get. Others, like the hos on this site, are looking for the mutherload of jizz. They aren't satisfied by a sputter or splat of cum; they want full-bore volcanic Monster Loads of sperm and they'll do anything to get it.

First off, MonsterLoads is part of a mega site network of both exclusive and non-exclusive content at your disposal. Individual sites are easy to find on the members' page and finding the jizz hungry hos is as easy as clicking on the MonsterLoads.com banner. Navigation options are a little lacking, but you can call up a list of all models, which delivers 179 to your computer screen. A majority of these are pornstars. Names like Alicia Rhodes, Jenna Haze and Gia Paloma might ring a bell for some of you because these sluts are everywhere and there's little that they don't do when it comes to hardcore. Other chicks are less known, perhaps even amateurs, although many look like they may have been strippers.

There is a feature so that you can save your favourites and find them with more ease later on. Aside from top-ranked videos and the update list, there are few other search features. You do get access to 43 sites though, and there are plenty of dating and live chat links. Also, there are weekly updates, which is a sufficient amount since this is the pace than many porn sites keep.

Now, about these tarty tramps - they're right into action, which means you won't find any of them sitting still long enough around a cock to pose for photos. There are only videos here and they're typically between 20 and 30-minutes long. While you do get a complete Windows Media download, you can also download shorter clips in low or high-quality. The low quality will suit anyone who has a dial-up connection, although I'm not sure many self-respecting porn surfers still have such a slow connection. The high-quality films are 1040kbps 640x480, which is good, but not best for this day and age.

You can forget storylines. There may be a bit of foreplay here and there and some of the chicks actually say a few words, but really, they're here for one thing and that's the promised monster loads. Since not every guy can shoot cannon's of cum, many of these movies feature two men loading a babe with jizz shots. Often the chicks blow one guy while being fucked by another. However, there are those purely intoxicating moments of DP action and there are other moments when it's one chick on one dick. Cumshots tend to be juicy facials and as they lick the last drop from their lips you get the feeling that they've had the best meal of their lives. However, there are some movies where the guys merely unload their spunk cargo on a chick's ass. Fortunately, there are far more facials.

Final Verdict

Even if you might run across films that don't end with facials, there are fewer of those than there are cum plastered faces. Monster Loads has some good quality videos and some vixens that just get so damned over-zealous for cum that you think they're going to go crazy without it. However, I did feel that due to the lack of photos, the quality choices could have been much higher. Still, the price is a bargain considering the amount of exclusive hardcore and all the bonuses that come with the membership.